A So Not Right Product

Jim Sent me this lovely advertisement for a wonderful product. I think it is clearly So Not Right, and I love it. Here is the link to the actual product web page on overstock.com http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?page=proframe&prod_id=1892705

'The Ex' 5-piece SS Knife Set with Unique Holder
List Price:
$159.99
Today's Price:
$59.99

Though frowned upon by many, stabbing your ex can really give you some closure, although it's often the kind of closure that leaves you closed for thirty to life. 'The Ex' knife set is the perfect solution to all your morbid fantasies. The razor sharp precision cutting blades slice easily through all types of foods. This set makes a great gift for any occasion and it's also considerably cheaper than therapy.
'The Ex' stands 15.5 inches tall
Anonymous effigy design can represent anyone you please
Plastic casings house every knife to prevent blade exposure
Unique artistic holder made of ABS plastic
Innovative knife suspension system
Individual protective knife sleeves
Heavy gauge durable stainless steel blades and hollow handles
Razor sharp precision cutting blades Set includes:
8-inch chef knife
8-inch bread knife
8-inch carver
5-inch utility knife
3.5-inch paring knife
Heavy duty ABS plastic figurine block