What will you be arrested for?

Ok, this little fun game may have been around a long time, but I am just now getting on board with it. Here is what you do. Go to Google, type in the following with your name and make sure you use the quotation marks.
"(your first name) was arrested for,"
I put in the following, "Paul was arrested for,"
The results were as follows, I didn't realize what a bad person I really was. I really must be So Not Right. Try it yourself and leave a comment on what you will be arrested for.

Paul was arrested for,
Paul was arrested for running. goat sex sites with older ladies :( ...
Paul was arrested for alleged involvement in the ALF arson of Cavel West horsemeat packing plant
Paul was arrested for prostitution once, but the charges were later dropped
Paul was arrested for his association with a Gentile.
Paul was arrested for showing off his pocket-knife in public. ...
Paul was arrested for DWI, endangering the welfare of a child, and resisting arrest, and taken to jail.
Paul was arrested for believing in God and never stopped singing and praying and worshiping him,

The list goes on and on, those are just the first few reasons for "Paul's arrest". Have fun, Be safe, and stay away from the police. Thanks to Jamie from TN for sending this along via MySpace.