My New Bicycle, it is So Not Right

Time to start exercising more. I got this really cool retro styled bike. My bike is named "Benny and the Jets".
I know, who names their bike, but thats me, So Not Right.

Redneck Tank Top

Take a close look at this picture, talk about So Not Right.
That is a pair of Hanes underwear with the crotch cut out and used as a tank top. Who would think of such a thing? Who would wear such a thing. Truly So Not Right!